Thursday, March 5, 2009

The cost of getting knocked up!


So AF is getting ready to show her ugly face tomorrow. I know this because of my temperature this morning and the feeling in my stomach at this moment. Oh and the greasy hamburger that I slammed down today without question. So in my war with AF I am getting a new weapon. Today I am buying the most expensive ovulation monitor there is. No I’m not stupid money doesn’t insure spermination. I know this. But if my calculation is right I would have saved over $500 if we would have made this purchase 2 years ago when we started this war. So AF has won 22 battles now. I however, plan on winning this war. Bring it on you cranky witch!

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